So before a stage of life comes where there is no hair left on my head, i thought its a good idea to compile a list of the funny things for posterity. ! Here goes ..
- Dukaan Band Karo yaar.. Santosh aaya baal katane ( Aslam the barber in my housing colony, the guy who i troubled for the most years, throughout my childhood to teeens )
- Kal Aana... Kainchi (Scissor) Nayi lani padegi ! ( Same as above )
- Yeh Tu Baal Katvake Aaya hai ya Katvanne Jaa raha hai ! ( Mom ! When she found almost no difference after i came home from my haircut )
- Hum logon se 10 Rupees lete hai ! Tere se 25 toh kam se kam leta hoga na !( A Friend)
- What do they use to cut your hair ?? a Lawn mower ? ( The most common one ! i hate this one now !! )
- Santo ! how do you look like when you have a hair raising experience !
- Bloody they should give me money for cutting my hair, They must be getting a fortune selling my hair ! ( Myself :-) )
- Grand Saloon wale nayi dukaan mere baal bech ke hi toh banai hai !( Me Again )
- Tu topi pehen ke nikla kar yaar ! Kawa confuse ho jaata hai... uska ghosla chal kaise raha hai !! ( one horrible friend )
- What is the difference in your weight before and after of a haircut ( A cousin )
May many more come my way till my stocks last !